These quotes were collected from different people.
"There are two sides to a Balance Sheet - Left & the Right (Liabilities and Assets respectively). On the left side there is nothing right and on the right side there is nothing left".
Q : "What is the difference between a guy who lost everything in Vegas and an investment banker ?"
A : "A tie"
Q : "What is the difference between a Pigeon and a London investment banker ?"
A : "The pigeon can still make a deposit on a BMW"
Q : "What is the full form of AIG ?"
A : " American Innocence and Greed"
"I went to buy a toaster and it came with a Bank."
And, the best is,
"I want to warn people from Nigeria, who may be watching this show. I warn you - if you get any emails from Washington asking for money, it is a scam. Don't fall for it."Tarsh sent the link to another wonderful British talk show where they discuss the sub-prime crisis. Really nice. Do watch this hilarious Video from You Tube.
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