Man and Wife

Men are too selfish. And insensitive too, I am told. For all the love and affection poured on them by their (respective) wives, see how they reciprocate that. They dare not say such things to their wives in their faces, I am sure.

This is how all their woes seem to have started ...

An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years.

The Wizard says, 'Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you.'

The old man says without hesitation, 'I now pronounce you man and wife.'

Nor do they say some kind words even after their wives are gone.

The graveside service just barely finished, when there was massive clap of thunder, followed by a tremendous bolt of lightning, accompanied by even more thunder rumbling in the distance...

The little old man looked at the pastor and calmly said, 'Well, she's there.'

But, some men seem to have got spirituality from their wives.

'My wife got me to believe in religion.'

'Really?'

'Yeah. Until I married her I didn't believe in Hell.'

But, the most atrocious thing is that they even think that everyone else thinks like them!!

A doctor examining a woman who had been rushed to the Emergency Room, took the husband aside, and said, 'I don't like the looks of your wife at all.'

'Me neither doc,' said the husband. 'But she's a great cook and really good with the kids.'

Do you agree that these men are quite representative of all the other males in the world?