How to stay awake in seminars...

Do you keep falling asleep in round-tables and seminars?
What about those long and boring conferences?


PGP sent a nice tip - Here's a way to change all of that.

1. Before (or during) your next meeting, seminar, or conference call, prepare yourself by drawing a square. I find that 5" x 5" is a good size. Divide the card into columns - five across and five down. That will give you 25 one-inch blocks.

2. Write one of the following words/phrases in each block:

* synergy
* strategic fit
* core competencies
* best practice
* bottom line
* revisit
* expeditious
* to tell you the truth (or "the truth is")
* 24/7
* out of the loop
* benchmark
* value-added
* proactive
* win-win
* think outside the box
* fast track
* result-driven
* empower (or empowerment)
* knowledge base
* at the end of the day
* touch base
* mindset
* client focus(ed)
* paradigm
* game plan
* leverage

Like this:

synergy	strategic fit	core competencies	best practice	bottom line
revisit	expeditious	to tell you the truth (or "the truth is")	24/7	out of the loop
benchmark	value-added	proactive	win-win	think outside the box
fast track	result-driven	empower (or empowerment)	knowledge base	at the end of the day
touch base	mindset	client focus(ed)	paradigm	game plan

3. Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words/phrases.

4. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "BULLSHIT!"

Testimonials from satisfied "Bullshit Bingo" players:

• "I had been in the meeting for only five minutes when I won." - Adam, Atlanta
• "My attention span at meetings has improved dramatically." - David, Florida
• "What a gas! Meetings will never be the same for me after my first win." - Dan, New York City
• "The atmosphere was tense in the last process meeting as 14 of us waited for the fifth box." - Ben, Denver
• "The speaker was stunned as eight of us screamed 'BULLSHIT!' for the third time in two hours." - Paul, Cleveland

Enjoy your seminars...