10 Ways to Know You are a Cancer Survivor

Bhanu sent this cute little list to find out easily if you are a cancer survivor. So, to cheer up others going through the ordeal, here it is !!

• Your alarm clock goes off at 6 a.m. and you're glad to hear it.
• Your mother-in-law invites you to lunch and you just say NO.
• You're back in the family rotation to take out the garbage.
• When you no longer have an urge to choke the person who says,"all you need to beat cancer is the right attitude."
• When your dental floss runs out and you buy 1000 yards.
• When you use your toothbrush to brush your teeth and not comb your hair.
• You have a chance to buy additional life insurance but you buy a new convertible car instead.
• Your doctor tells you to lose weight and do something about your cholesterol and you actually listen.
• When your biggest annual celebration is again your birthday, and not the day you were diagnosed.
• When you use your Visa card more than your hospital parking pass.

She also sent some jokes on doctors; but, let me wait till I finish the chemo treatment! Don't want to rub them in the wrong side as yet!!!